ni Periscope ni hostias
(neither Periscope nor hosts) •
Reference to a video gone viral in 2016 in which a mom catches her daughter using Periscope, a livestreaming platform, and starts scolding her without turning the camera off so that the whole audience was able to witness the scene. Currently used to mean that someone shouldn't find an excuse for their bad behavior.
"Ni Periscope ni hostias, quemadísima me tienes."
"Neither Periscope nor hosts, you have me furious."